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Soft, lived-in, and quietly expressive — this garment-dyed tee reads like a friendly note you’d pin to the fridge. The muted square print with hand-lettered text and gentle botanical accents sits relaxed on the chest, so the shirt feels personal rather than loud. Wear it layered under a worn flannel or alone on warm days; the heavyweight cotton and garment dye give each wash a softer feel and subtly vintage color that deepens with time. It’s for people who like to state things plainly but gently — thoughtful, a little wry, and grounded. The roomy cut and durable construction mean it moves with you through coffee runs, late-night debates, and slow weekend walks among trees.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — substantial, pre-shrunk, and soft after dyeing
- Garment-dyed for a vintage, worn-in color and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit — durable yet comfortable
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for longevity
- Size range S–4XL with sewn-in label; available in many color choices (58)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
I Don't Get Paid To Debate T‑Shirt — Funny Sarcastic Tee with Botanical Design
$19.99
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — substantial, pre-shrunk, and soft after dyeing
- Garment-dyed for a vintage, worn-in color and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit — durable yet comfortable
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for longevity
- Size range S–4XL with sewn-in label; available in many color choices (58)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean